#8.

i will kick school in the butt
make oh-chemistry scream, oh what
i will kick school in the butt
biochem's not worth a knut
i will kick school in the butt
i will kick school in the butt
say it faster
make it know who da master
of science, numbers, and logical things
no time to sing or to strum strings
ayooo.
cos imma kick school in the butt.

#7.

they say that i've got alotta boy issues;
all i mean is that i don't wanna use alotta tissues.
i love them trees
let's save them, please
harry potter taught me
to always be
environmentally
friendly
holla.

#6.

all i wanna do is
sleep, sleep, sleep.
wake up and eat
my rice pudding.
yo i think i'm getting sick
that kinda makes me tick
immune system, please stick
with me through thin and thick
let's evade swine flu
health and gold stars, we'll pursue.
quit worrying about graphs
and focus on laughs,
and arts and crafts.
good night.

#5.

pro-pro-procrastination
so many temptations
i must abstain
but school is so mundane.
ayyoo.

#4.

today i spent alotta dough
on groceries,
oh woe is me
i wish i had some yummy hot tea
to console me
about the hole
in my pocket, no control
when it comes to food
my mind gets jumbled--i'm oh so screwed.
but i'm not the type to brood
cos i'm always in a hungry mood.
so food,
you alluring dude,
you and me
we'd always be
close.

#3.

ehhh yo
i wish my pummelo
would turn yellow
so i can eat it,
i can't commit,
to not eating it while still green
pummelo, why you gotta be so mean
you ain't no bean
so quit being so obscene
and green
and please turn
yellow.

#2.

all i wanna do is roll wit ma gs
but all i gotta do is biochemistry
and oh-chemisery
is bringing me
down
with alotta frowns
but i gotta get up
shape up
gear up
say sup
to time management skills
it's gonna be ill
i gotta add oil
tears, blood, hard labour and toil
thank god my profs aren't pricks
or else i'd be sayin "frick!"
a lot.

#1.

yo yo
listen ta dis
my bruthas, i insist
let's try something new
i swear it cool like mewtwo
beer-beer can
but not in american
say it in a british accent
yea yea
bacon in jamaican representt.