infosophorus.

They call me the infoteamsophorus
Rhymes that glow like phosphorus
Poppin off the top of this esophagus
Rockin o-weekopolis
Don’t confuse me with a brontosaurus,
I’m yellow, informative, and you-love-me preposterous
Yuuhhhh...
My rhymes and beats, they tell you things
Cos my rhymes and beats have value like wings
And if you listen to me, you’ll live happily
And maybe grow to win at monopoly.

My rhymes are so useful that in this small segment
You’re so informed that you’ve become a lieutenant!

Other soph teams love me
Thinks my rhymes are wit-tay
Why,
Thanks!
Let’s be friends okay?
Cos there ain’t no party like an info team party,
In! Fo!

Yeah, we the motherflippin’
We’re the mother flippin’
Infoteamsophorus.

--inspired by flight of the conchords

#10. memories from my childhood.

Sandwich, oh my sandwich.
I would never switch
You with another
Because you're like no other
There is a reason why
You make me sigh
With content, which implies
You're better than McDonald's apple pies!
Tender slices of Wonderbread
Smothered with delicious jelly spread
My, oh my.
Why, oh why,
Is my sandwich so nice?
I couldn't even replace it with rice.
Speaking of which, the market price
Has augmented, which makes me think twice
Before buying my daily rice.
But whatever,
For the rest of my life, my sandwich can suffice forever.
Ow, I have just hit my shin.
I hope I did not bruise my skin,
Which would fill my insides with chagrin.
I wish I was made out of tin.
But then I could not eat my sandwich,
And that makes me twitch.
Sandwich, I love you.
Without you, my life is blue.

#9.

i ain't never get my Heart brok-EN.
it ain't neva gonna happ-EN.
my ego's too big.
imma dance a jig.
not tellin a lie
i'd rather die
than to be bedridden with Heartbreaks
oh my, how many aches
all cos you didn't love me
enough.
(forgiven.)

#8.

i will kick school in the butt
make oh-chemistry scream, oh what
i will kick school in the butt
biochem's not worth a knut
i will kick school in the butt
i will kick school in the butt
say it faster
make it know who da master
of science, numbers, and logical things
no time to sing or to strum strings
ayooo.
cos imma kick school in the butt.

#7.

they say that i've got alotta boy issues;
all i mean is that i don't wanna use alotta tissues.
i love them trees
let's save them, please
harry potter taught me
to always be
environmentally
friendly
holla.

#6.

all i wanna do is
sleep, sleep, sleep.
wake up and eat
my rice pudding.
yo i think i'm getting sick
that kinda makes me tick
immune system, please stick
with me through thin and thick
let's evade swine flu
health and gold stars, we'll pursue.
quit worrying about graphs
and focus on laughs,
and arts and crafts.
good night.

#5.

pro-pro-procrastination
so many temptations
i must abstain
but school is so mundane.
ayyoo.