infosophorus.

They call me the infoteamsophorus
Rhymes that glow like phosphorus
Poppin off the top of this esophagus
Rockin o-weekopolis
Don’t confuse me with a brontosaurus,
I’m yellow, informative, and you-love-me preposterous
Yuuhhhh...
My rhymes and beats, they tell you things
Cos my rhymes and beats have value like wings
And if you listen to me, you’ll live happily
And maybe grow to win at monopoly.

My rhymes are so useful that in this small segment
You’re so informed that you’ve become a lieutenant!

Other soph teams love me
Thinks my rhymes are wit-tay
Why,
Thanks!
Let’s be friends okay?
Cos there ain’t no party like an info team party,
In! Fo!

Yeah, we the motherflippin’
We’re the mother flippin’
Infoteamsophorus.

--inspired by flight of the conchords