#4.

today i spent alotta dough
on groceries,
oh woe is me
i wish i had some yummy hot tea
to console me
about the hole
in my pocket, no control
when it comes to food
my mind gets jumbled--i'm oh so screwed.
but i'm not the type to brood
cos i'm always in a hungry mood.
so food,
you alluring dude,
you and me
we'd always be
close.

#3.

ehhh yo
i wish my pummelo
would turn yellow
so i can eat it,
i can't commit,
to not eating it while still green
pummelo, why you gotta be so mean
you ain't no bean
so quit being so obscene
and green
and please turn
yellow.

#2.

all i wanna do is roll wit ma gs
but all i gotta do is biochemistry
and oh-chemisery
is bringing me
down
with alotta frowns
but i gotta get up
shape up
gear up
say sup
to time management skills
it's gonna be ill
i gotta add oil
tears, blood, hard labour and toil
thank god my profs aren't pricks
or else i'd be sayin "frick!"
a lot.

#1.

yo yo
listen ta dis
my bruthas, i insist
let's try something new
i swear it cool like mewtwo
beer-beer can
but not in american
say it in a british accent
yea yea
bacon in jamaican representt.